British Comedy Buffs Gifts

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

William Hague as a punk.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson,

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Who's the daddy?"

"Looks like beach weather."

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Sid James

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Martin Clunes

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Drought in Sixth Week

Ricky Gervais.