British Comedy Aficionado Gifts

'Carry on' films fan club

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A virtue of vicars

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Dawn French.

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson,

Rowan Atkinson

"Who's the daddy?"

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

Sid James

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Ricky Gervais.