British Comedy Aficionados Gifts

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

John Cleese.

Silicon Vale

Peter Cook

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

A virtue of vicars

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Rowan Atkinson

Kenneth Williams

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Dawn French.

"Looks like beach weather."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson,

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Ricky Gervais.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Martin Clunes

Drought in Sixth Week