Britain Humor Aficionado Gifts

Welcome to Scotland.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

Peter Cook

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

William Hague as a punk.

A virtue of vicars

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Who's the daddy?"

"Looks like beach weather."

Rowan Atkinson

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Dawn French.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson,

Kenneth Williams

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Ricky Gervais.

Drought in Sixth Week