British Humour Fan Gifts

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

Peter Cook

John Cleese.

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

A virtue of vicars

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Kenneth Williams

Rowan Atkinson,

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Who's the daddy?"

Rowan Atkinson.

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Ricky Gervais.

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Martin Clunes

Drought in Sixth Week

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"