Darwinist Dreamers Gifts

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

survival of the fittest

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"Just you wait!"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"