Darwinist Dreamers Gifts

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

survival of the fittest

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Evolution

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Just you wait!"

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

'I'm not sure where I'm going, I'm just following my wife.'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'