Darwin Aficionado Pillows

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"Life?...in a nutshell?...we compete for access to women."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Apples for sale

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Feline Evolution.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

survival of the fittest

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.