Darwin Aficionado Mugs

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"Life?...in a nutshell?...we compete for access to women."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Apples for sale

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

survival of the fittest

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'