Darwin Devotees Pillows

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Evolution

If Ghosts Were Real

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

tortoise: 'I remember Darwin...set hot tea on my back.'