Darwin Devotees Gifts

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Feline Evolution.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

If Ghosts Were Real

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Evolution

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'