Darwinian Devotee Gifts

"It looks like he's decided to go with natural selection."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Common Dolphin

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Evolution