Dwarf Devotee Gifts

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Thomas Hardy

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Evolving/Devolving

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...