Dwarf Devotee T-Shirts

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Thomas Hardy

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Evolving/Devolving

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.