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As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look! No hands!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'