Dwarf Enthusiast Gifts

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Early photobombing

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

65 Million Years Ago

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'