Deer Devotee Gifts

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Wow! You look like Kushner caught in the headlights."

'Talk about a spread. I bet his will go 38 inches.'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

Gerald knew what had to be done. It was time to thin the herd.

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'