Deer Aficionado Gifts

Doe-to-doe salesman,

"The buck stops here."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Eat me"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Phew, that was close."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

COWMIKAZES

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Dear Dairy

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."