Deer Aficionado Pillows

Doe-to-doe salesman,

"The buck stops here."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Eat me"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

COWMIKAZES

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Phew, that was close."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

A Palindrome Cow.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider