Deer Fanatics Pillows

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Reindeer

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Sam's Venison.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

It happened on Christmas Eve

"They're especially bold at this time of year."