Deer Fanatics Gifts

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

That one has all the batteries!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Reindeer

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Sam's Venison.

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

It happened on Christmas Eve

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'