Deer Enthusiasts Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Everything for a buck.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"We've made a few changes."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Sam's Venison.

"Damned cyclists."

Santa's Second Stringers.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'