Deer Detecting Enthusiast Gifts

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Sam's Venison.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

It happened on Christmas Eve

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Santa's Second Stringers.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Night of the Living Reindeer

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.