Deer Detecting Enthusiast Gifts

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Sam's Venison.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

It happened on Christmas Eve

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'