Deer Hunter Gifts

'I got him on the trail of a doe.'

'What... It's for deer hunting.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'You can hang your trophy in the garage. After all, you bagged it with your car.'

"How was your hunting trip, dear?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Sam's Venison.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"The buck stops here."