Deer Hunting Devotee Gifts

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

Sam's Venison.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting