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'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Sam's Venison.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...