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'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"We've made a few changes."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Sam's Venison.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

Santa's Second Stringers.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

It happened on Christmas Eve

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"Damned cyclists."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.