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'This is even better than HEADLIGHTS!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Now I really hate poetry."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."