Deer Season Devotee Gifts

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Sam's Venison.

Santa Claus

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Man with large deer says, 'It's a mega-buck,'

'With all this food in the woods I wonder what the deer are eating?'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'

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