Deer Season Gifts

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Electric Blanket.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Pumpkin Spice

Fall in the Greek Temple

The new fall content.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Old pumpkin spice