Deer Season Gifts

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Electric Blanket.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Fall in the Greek Temple

The new fall content.

Pumpkin Spice

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"