Duck Season Gifts

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Duck Hunt

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Electric Blanket.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Business Duck

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''