Duck Season Pillows

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Duck Hunt

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Electric Blanket.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Business Duck

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?