Season Watching Gifts

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Welcome Spring.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The Last Leaf

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Bed Seasons

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Fall on a desert island

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Climate change

American Football.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Football.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears