New Season Gifts

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Welcome Spring.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The Last Leaf

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Bed Seasons

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Fall on a desert island

Football team discussions.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Easter Egg Delivery

American Football.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"