New Football Season Gifts

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Input From The Front Office

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Champions league'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Snowman Football Fan.

Football player has head instead of ball.