Football Season Start Gifts

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kenny Dalglish

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Champions league'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Snowman Football Fan.