Start Of Soccer Season Gifts

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Kenny Dalglish

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Champions league'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

American Football.