Start Of Soccer Season Pillows

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

American Football.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.