Sports Season Kick-off Pillows

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Hockey Season.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Input From The Front Office

"It's going to be one of those days."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'