Sports Season Pillows

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'

Seasonal Overlap

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

U S football.

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

Ice hockey player confronts death.

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

'Dewey! Our starter's in trouble. Loosen up.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I'm okay! Just tape me up and get me back in the game.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

Soccer Fans.

'I can't do it Bud - I'm a Packers fan, too.'

'You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!'

Football Stadium

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Stop with racism in sport!

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Football Season

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Ball and Chain

"I'm a foul weather fan."

'Oh, I don't know - I feel kind of empty, really.'