Sports Season Opener Pillows

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Football Kill

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Perils of the double play.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

American Football.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'