Sports Season Kickoff Pillows

"Another meeting?"

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'I'm sorry, Hank. You're a great player, but we're letting you go. ... Your presence on this team has become a distraction.'

Kenny Dalglish

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Warning: adopt players as role models at your own risk...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Football Sisyphus

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'