Sports Season Kickoff Pillows

"Another meeting?"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'I'm sorry, Hank. You're a great player, but we're letting you go. ... Your presence on this team has become a distraction.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Warning: adopt players as role models at your own risk...

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Football Sisyphus

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Champions league'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.