Sports Season Prints

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'We should have asserted control early on. They've been jawing at each other all game long. It was bound to turn violent.'

Seasonal Overlap

U S football.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

World Cup reactions

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

'It's the biggest eating event of the year. It's called the 'SUPPER BOWL'.'

Soccer Fans.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Ball and Chain

Cocktailgating. . . .

Naomi Osaka

"I'm a foul weather fan."

"Remember, it's mind over batter."

Ice hockey player confronts death.

'You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!'

'I can't do it Bud - I'm a Packers fan, too.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'I'm okay! Just tape me up and get me back in the game.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Dewey! Our starter's in trouble. Loosen up.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!