Start Of Sports Season Prints

Seasonal Overlap.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Hockey Season.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Champions league'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'