Start Of Sports Season Gifts

Seasonal Overlap.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Hockey Season.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kenny Dalglish

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

American Football.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'Champions league'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."