Sports Season Opening Gifts

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

MLB 2020

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kenny Dalglish

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

American Football.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'