Sports Season Opening Mugs

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

MLB 2020

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Perils of the double play.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

American Football.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning