Starting A New Sport Season Mugs

'Spring training on a rainy day'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Hockey Season.

Kenny Dalglish

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'Here we go again...'