Sports Season Kick-off Gifts

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Go Favre

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Kenny Dalglish

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Hockey Season.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Input From The Front Office

"It's going to be one of those days."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

American Football.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"