Football Season Kickoff Gifts

Input From The Front Office

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Football season - time for the rubber-coated safety remote!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Champions league'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Snowman Football Fan.