Football Season Kickoff Mugs

Input From The Front Office

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Football season - time for the rubber-coated safety remote!'

Bowled over again!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Kenny Dalglish

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Champions league'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

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Snowman Football Fan.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."